'She wants a computer lodged in her vagina / Said my dick is an apple, she said put it insideВ her'-'Heat'ДЄppleInsider is a news site dedicated to everything Apple. I mean, you didn't see EmВ criticisingВ George BushВ on 'Mosh' to thenВ make fun of his administration's foreign policies elsewhere on Encore. This kind of crude, button-pushing humor probably would have flownВ 15 years ago, but in 2017, it feels a little counterproductive, if not downright distasteful-not least because Eminem literally dedicated an entire song to taking down Trump just five songs earlier. 'Grab you by the (meow!), hope itвЂ™s not a problem, in fact / About the only thing I agree on with Donald is that / So when I put this palm on your cat / DonвЂ™t snap, itвЂ™s supposed to get grabbed / Why do you think they call it aВ snatch?'-'Heat' вЂњFrom the first time I saw you, I actually / Said to myself, вЂI gotta meet herвЂ™ like a taxiвЂќ is only the beginning of this one, folks. If anything brings the worst out of EminemвЂ™s rhymes on Revival, though, itвЂ™s when heвЂ™s вЂњstiff as a statueвЂќ with twisted fantasies in mind and a pen in hand. Over another dad-rock rap beat courtesy of Rick Rubin, Eminem (or should I say Slim Shady)В finds himself under the irresistible spell of a 'massive' behind. вЂњHeatвЂќ is like вЂњRemind MeвЂќвЂ™s even more sexually-frustrated wingman. 'From the first time I saw you, I actually / Said to myself, 'I gotta meet her' (/meter)В like aВ taxi'-'Heat' 'IвЂ™m lookinвЂ™ at your tight rear like a sightseer / Your booty is heavy duty (/doody) likeВ diarrhea'-вЂњRemind MeвЂќ ItвЂ™s weird, itвЂ™s awkward, but it still hurts like a motherfucker.

If being forced to listen to an Eminem and Ed Sheeran songВ counts as torture, this line is like being tied to a chair and having your ear flicked really fucking hard. 'Always the bridesmaid, never 'The bride,В hey!''-'River'

Maybe itвЂ™s because theyвЂ™re actually black, who knows. These are just five examples from the last few years of rappersВ comparing the treatment of black people at the hands of the authorities to better-and less, I dunno, less peculiar-things than dryer lint.

вЂњThe government treat us like peasantsвЂќ - E-40, 'Off the Block'.

вЂњThey do all the lying and treat us like prisonersвЂќ- Bas, 'Too High to Riot'.

вЂњI said they treat me like a slave, cahвЂ™ me blackвЂќ - Assassin, вЂњThe Blacker The BerryвЂќ.

вЂњTreat us like slaves then they lock us up in cagesвЂќ - 21 Savage, вЂњNothin NewвЂќ.

вЂњ12 treat a n*gga like he 12вЂќ - Frank Ocean, вЂњChanel'.

'Why is it they treat us like dryerВ lint?'-'Untouchable' 'The way IвЂ™m kickinвЂ™ these fairiesвЂ™ tails (/fairytales) / I should write a childrenвЂ™s storybook'-вЂњChlorasepticвЂќДЄnd it should be about a rapper-in-shining-Under Armor called Phresher, who rescues 2 Chainz from appearing on this song and bravely sacrifices himself in the process. You know why? Because this dumbВ line came out of your mouth.

'Like your bitch when she gives me brain / Like she thinks IвЂ™mВ dumb'-вЂњChlorasepticвЂќ This is basically JAY-ZвЂ™s вЂњIвЂ™m everywhere, you ainвЂ™t never thereвЂќ translated for Call of Duty game chat. I was around 9 years old when I learned the difference between вЂњstationaryвЂќ and вЂњstationeryвЂќ (thatвЂ™s what we call a homonym, kids!) and itвЂ™s never been funny or clever since. 'This rap shit got me travellinвЂ™ place to place / You barely leave your house / вЂ™Cause youвЂ™re always stuck at your pad, itвЂ™s stationaryВ (/stationery)'-вЂњChlorasepticвЂќ вЂњThis albumвЂ™sвЂ¦ off to aвЂ¦ great start / How long. IвЂ™m not surprised air is on EminemвЂ™s mind because the way he raps these opening lines, it sounds like his brain has been suffocated of oxygen since вЂњWalk On WaterвЂќ started playing. If, 10 seconds into a song, youвЂ™re rhyming вЂњrhymesвЂќ with вЂњwind chimes,вЂќ your pen game ainвЂ™t that вЂњbreezy,вЂќ bro. 'Such a breeze when I pen rhymes / I just got that air about me like windВ chimes'-'Believe' Here are the 20 worst lyrics on Revival (of which there are many).

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